actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

nakedly:

just reminding everyone i have an ask box

onlylolgifs:

me trying to participate in sports

comfortedalloy4:

sezja:

gotothemattresses:

thefrogman:

In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU.

You can’t possibly say no to that.

"I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE.  HUMAN.  SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK."

so cute

fvming:

To think that 5894 days ago I was just sperm, I think I’ve come a long way

octupac:

u hate me?? wow so much in common already

traceexcalibur:

I smell trouble brewing

kahl-ocelot:

everywhere is a bed if you try hard enough