gamsee:

today this white girl asked me why my hair is so curly and i said im black and she told me to say african american

boomsticks-and-firewater:

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.

mercedesbenzodiazepine:

I hate when you’re like “fuck it’s so hot” and someone’s like “well why don’t you take your jacket off?” Like bitch no…this is my outfit

bastille:

how to shop in three easy steps:

step 1.

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step 2.

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step 3.

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free-booty:

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

thelilnan:

*walks up to a straight couple* so which one is the grump and which one is the not so grump?