today this white girl asked me why my hair is so curly and i said im black and she told me to say african american
When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you
Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.
Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.
I hate when you’re like “fuck it’s so hot” and someone’s like “well why don’t you take your jacket off?” Like bitch no…this is my outfit
how to shop in three easy steps:
I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry
*walks up to a straight couple* so which one is the grump and which one is the not so grump?