methvevo:

should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me

julianocasabranca:

FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town because she used to do community work and feed the poor kids and those gang members were all fed by her so they let her come and go as she wants SO WHAT WE LEARN TODAY IS TO BE FUCKING NICE TO KIDS BC U MIGHT BE DEALING W FUTURE GANG MEMBERS

fatmaninalittlesuit:

hurpaderp:

thearchtivist:

Bathroom with glass floor, overlooking a 15 story elevator shaft. 

In case you needed help shitting yourself.

Omg.!

ace:

No one could ever hate me half as much as I don’t care

gapjeans:

i dont want kids i want 1k+ notes on my selfies 

waitrose:

I can barely keep up with the bitch let alone party with her